I saw Jurassic World last night

"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa) 06/15/2015 at 10:32 • Filed to: None

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2 hour long Mercedes Benz commercial mixed with annoying omg-look-how-awesome-Chris-Pratt-is exploitable poses and every action movie cliche ever. But god damn was the CGI good and friggin’ dinosaurs were fun as hell to watch.

Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord. > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 06/15/2015 at 10:48

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That last battle tho

RazoE > Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord. 06/15/2015 at 11:08

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I was so into the movie at the end, my daughter elbowed me because I was singing this exact thing.

yamahog > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 06/15/2015 at 11:41

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I’m pretty sure the key takeaway was 25-year-old Jeep >> new Mercedes.

Also STOP MAKING BLOODTHIRSTY DINOSAURS JFC IDIOTS

Also Also, there’s totally gonna be a sequel.

Makoyouidiot > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 06/15/2015 at 11:41

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“Your boyfriend’s a badass”

Makoyouidiot > Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord. 06/15/2015 at 11:42

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Oh yes. Also, Mosasaurus. Fuck yes.

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 06/15/2015 at 11:47

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What an asshole “dinosaur” right. Saw it in IMAX 3D ( never again btw) it was fun and light-hearted, I like that the veteran, grizzled T-Rex got that ass. The flying dinos were scary as shit. What purpose do they have for making those? They would have been so difficult to keep under control.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > yamahog 06/15/2015 at 11:52

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I really hope there isn’t. They didn’t screw it up with this one, I don’t want them to have a chance to ruin it.

yamahog > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 06/15/2015 at 12:10

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There were definitely some things left unresolved at the end (with that scientist leaving by helicopter... trying to avoid spoilers)

And I think it’s kind of hard to ruin this franchise. Everyone knows the plot: make dinosaurs, they escape, terrorize, some people die, somehow monster is defeated and main characters live.